My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, Do you know her?
Yes, I sighed. She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and I hear she hasn't been sober since.
My God! said my wife. Who would think, a person could go on celebrating that long?
So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything.
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