THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING
NAKED IN A
SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN
PRESSED HER FOREARM AND
THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER
QUESTIONINGLY.
'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER
THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG
WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO
HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS
MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE
A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT
VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD
TO DO SOMETHING JUST
AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO
THE
BATHROOM.
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
END. THE
OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN
FINALLY SAID
. ......WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A
FAX!!
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