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Civic vs Olds 455
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/67310530.html
I stuffed it down into third gear, opened all 455 cubic inches wide open, almost rear-ended hondtard and swerved directly at acuratard.
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The following week, he ask me if he can borrow a screwdriver and a hammer. He is installing his new "type r" rear spoiler. He was rather proud of it. He paid almost 600 dollars for it. I asked him where he was going to put it, since a honda civic does not have a trunk. "The roof, dawg" is what he told me.
This spoiuler looks like an aluminum picnic table that you would see in a public park, except for lots of rivets in it and the words "Type R" all over it.
I almost stopped him, but I wanted to see how retarded it would look.
I gleefully helped him install it. Yup, totally retarded. Classic.
He went on to explain to me that he needed it for all of the downforce he needed to maintain traction at supersonic speeds.
4 cylinders.
75 horsepower.
Downforce. Oh my god, what a retard.
Funny story.
Last edited by Asad; 05-03-2005 at 11:57 PM.
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05-03-2005, 08:41 PM
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05-03-2005, 08:54 PM
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05-04-2005, 04:15 AM
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05-04-2005, 08:15 PM
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05-04-2005, 08:59 PM
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05-05-2005, 06:53 AM
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05-05-2005, 10:04 PM
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