so i am on my way to a local stereo shop in my Jaguar because i'm about to put in like a million TVs, and im driving like a dickhead as usual, moving thru slower traffic.

So i go to manuever over because theres right turn i need to make, and of course im in the left lane passing a lady doing her makeup, who is behind a guy on his phone who is having a conversation while he is yelling at the grandma in front of him who is impeding traffic...

so just then i catch glance of an red chevy cobalt SS because of its sudden acceleration thru traffic and around the right turn where i have to go.

i make the turn behind him, and pull up at the light next to him, only to find out that him is a her! a cute blonde her. kind of a surprise since most young ladies dont drive very aggressive.

So then the light turns green, i roll on the throttle, and so does she, except she pulls a half a car ahead! I put it to the floor but it was too late.
She spins the tires shifting to second and i back off and settle for second place as our two lanes merge.

After that i had to look up the specs on a Chevy Cobalt SS,.. it does 0-60mph about half a second faster than my jag.
not too shabby.