Soooo- over in my local forums I managed to get banned because I called out this fat boy named Mark, who goes by the screenname Intense. His "crew" run the site. This waste of sperm has basically been an ass to me for about a year because I "bashed" on a shop he is pals with. That actually is here nor there, because in all honesty his witty banter just makes me laff- a lot.

I called this semen-burping maggot man out because I want to race him, but first the taint-licker needs to put his car back together. Its been down about a year with a spun rod bearing on a factory shortblock. Now, I really feel like I phrased the challenge fairly civil- for me anyway, since I am well aware I am pretty much a sarcastic prick. I purposefully- keyword here- purposefully- kept the shit-talking to a minimum, especially considering the "history" between the two of us. I know his car is down, but hey, its gotta get fixed sometime.


So heres the challenge again- Mark/Intense put your car together and lets race. This time though, you need to make it interesting for me- so how about you put the title down? Your such an internet bad-ass, lets see something REAL from you. Unlike you, I could really care less about bragging rights or who got "owned". I want your car. >>>One race, from a dig, exactly a 1/4 mile. Loser walks. No bullshit, no crew bullshit, no excuses. Dont bother asking me what I will be running, concentrate on making your car run.Dont bother showing up without the title. Make sure you own every part on it too, because when you lose, I will be taking that shit home. Honestly man, this was all fun and games, but now, I just want to smoke you into the dirt. Your friends cant save you here- your crew- need not apply. Think I am talking shit, put your car together and lets find out.

To all those reading this- this is a real callout. Assuming marky-mark has the nuts, and can put an engine together(I mean really, a 2JZ crank and rod set is cheap as fuck, and it takes maybe 3 weeks turn around by any competent machine shop). I am deadly serious about putting the title down- I own all my cars.

If you are wondering how this guy is going to see this its simple- I am sure one of the people that frequent CRN will let him know this is here- until then, feel free to add your thoughts

The thread that started it>
http://forums.coloradoracing.net/ind...howtopic=92898

The aftermath>
http://forums.coloradoracing.net/ind...howtopic=92927